I have come up with an ingenious solution to the Bebe Music Problem. Bebe was complaining that she doesn't have that many CDs. I have a large collection of MP3s on my computer (over 2000). I told her that she could pick out whatever songs off my collection she wanted and I'd burn her a CD. I like the songs I have on my computer, so I knew I'd like the songs she picked out. Not only does this mean that when Bebe plays the CD, I'm not tortured; it also means that I come off as being a very generous person.

Bebe liked the songs on my computer so much, that she's going to go out Tuesday and buy some more CDs so that I can burn her more.

The CD is burning right now.