If I were a stone, I would be... geode
If I were a tree, I would be an... weeping willow
If I were a bird, I would be a... flamingo
If I were an insect, I would be a... moth
If I were a machine, I would be a... computer
If I were a tool, I would be a... paint brush
If I were a fruit, I would be a... lemon
If I were a flower, I would be a... rose
If I were a kind of weather, I would be... thunderstorm
If I were a mythical creature, I would be a... elf
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a... melodeon
If I were a kind of profession, I would be a... artist
If I were an animal, I would be a... cat
If I were anything in the world, I would be... nothing
If I were a colour, I would be... purple
If I were a fragrance, I would be... baby powder
If I were an emotion, I would be... excitement
If I were a state or feeling, I would be... juxtaposition
If I were a vegetable, I would be a... pepper
If I were a sound, I would be... thunderstorm
If I were an Element, I would be... fire

I put powder on the pads of my pretty petite patoot to prevent potentially being plagued by a plethora of painful pimples. Promptly, Lake paddled my pretty petite patoot and produced peculiar puffy powder poofs.