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How to Deal with Cockroaches

Date and Time  - Nov. 5th, 2007, 09:57 am

Current Mood  - awake awake
Current Music  - air purifier

From the The Universal Household Assistant or What Every One Should Know (1884):

   Cockroaches — ways to destroy. — 1. The disagreeable odor which the cockroach emits, and which soon permeates all places that it inhabits, proceeds from a dark colored fluid which it discharges from the mouth. The cockroach loves warmth and moisture, hence its populousness in kitchens where fire and water are almost ever present. It is a night prowler, and swarms out from its secret lairs on the departure of daylight.
   For the destruction of the cockroach we recommend a mixture containing a tablespoonful of red lead, the same amount of indian meal, with molasses enough to make a thick batter. Set this on a plate at night in places frequented by the insects and all that eat of it will be poisoned. Another preparation is composed of one teaspoonful of powdered arsenic, with a tablespoonful of mashed potato. Crumble this every night at bed-time where the insects will find it, and it is said to be an effectual poison. Great care should be exercised in the use of such dangerous agents. An innocent method of destroying cockroaches is to place a bowl or basin containing a little molasses on the floor at night. A bit of wood, resting one end on the floor and the other on the edge of the vessel, serves as a bridge to conduct the insects to the sweet deposit. Once in the trap its slippery sides prevent retreat, and thus cockroaches may be caught by the thousands.
   2. The following i said to be effectual: these vermin are easily destroyed, simply by cutting up green cucumbers at night, and placing them about where roaches commit depredations. What is cut from the cucumbers in preparing them for the table answers the purpose as well, and three applications will destroy all the roaches in the house. Remove the peelings in the morning and renew them at night.
   3. Common red wafers, to be found at any stationers, will answer the purpose. The cockroaches eat them and die. Also, sprinkle powdered borax plentifully around where "they most do congregate," and renew it occasionally; in a short time not a roach will be seen. This is a safe and most effectual exterminator.
   4. Borax is a very good cockroach exterminator. Take some pieces of board, spread them over with molasses, only sufficient to make the borax when sprinkled upon it stick, and place the boards in their haunts. Gum camphor is a speedy remedy to clear the house of cockroaches.


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Project Three Meals - Attempt 17, Day 1

Date and Time  - Oct. 31st, 2007, 04:20 am

Current Mood  - tired tired
Current Music  - air purifier

For breakfast I had creamy parmesan noodles, for lunch I had eggs and hashbrowns, for my healthy snack I had a mandarin and a sugar-free popsicle. I got in well over an hour of exercise walking from my place to [info]merryperseis's place and back.

I would have made, except that my dinner wasn't exactly reasonable. I went to Rudy's with [info]purpleglitter, [info]zarthon, and Jeff. I ended up eating chili con queso, a jalapeño poppers, and a bean & cheese burrito. The popper and burrito would have been fine &ndash but the chips and chili con queso were not only too much, it's hard not to categorize them as junk food.

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Trying Seafood

Date and Time  - Sep. 3rd, 2007, 01:07 pm

Current Mood  - hungry hungry
Current Music  - budgies in conference

While I was in Virginia, I tried seafood twice. Once in Christian's shrimp quiche. The shrimp had an odd flavor that seemed inherent to them that I either did not like or simply wasn't used to. Either way, I could only eat three of the shrimps before I gave up trying to like them.

Saturday, I tried some of the fish from Maddie's fish and chips at Hunter's Head in Upperville, and I liked it that time. So, at this point I'm not sure if I should go back to being vegetarian or try eating more seafaring, non-cephalopod exotherms.


Poll #1049487 Seafaring, non-cephalopod exotherms
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Should I try eating more seafaring, non-cephalopod, exotherms?

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Yes.
12 (63.2%)

No, go back to being vegetarian.
7 (36.8%)



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Voice Post: Layover in Washington

Date and Time  - Jan. 12th, 2007, 09:07 am


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“I'm at Washington Dulles, I have a 4 hour layover here. So, I'm just going to hang out until I leave.

I had breafast in Boston, and it really sucked. They didn't have a Dunkies in the terminal. The egg and cheese was very sad and the hash brown was a patty. It generally just sucked and was overpriced.

Over here, at Washington Dulles, at the termanal I'm in, they have a lot really good options. I had some home fries which were really good. I'm not going to have a full breakfast now, because I've already had one, but I couldn't resist eating something that tasted good.

Waiting for my flight.

Not so great of clouds on the way here. I'm still a little out of it. You can probably tell, but significantly less than I was earlier.

And, uh, I don't have much more to say.

Hello.

Goodbye.”

Transcribed by: [info]neitherday


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Project Three Meals - Attempt 13, Day 3

Date and Time  - Jul. 10th, 2006, 01:29 am

Current Mood  - exhausted exhausted
Current Music  - air conditioner

For breakfast I had grilled cheese (muenster on Ezekiel 4:9) with half a pickle, for lunch I had rotini in tomatoe sauce with parmesan cheese, for dinner I had a veggie burger with fries, I had no healthy snack. I did get in my exercise quota for the day with my walks. In the early evening, my mood dipped down pretty low and I binged on greasy popcorn and chips and salsa.

Low moods often spell trouble for Project Three Meals, because when I'm in a low mood I often cease to care about Project Three Meals and sometimes even sabotage the project on purpose as a form of "self-destruction". This form of self destruction is very minor compared to some of the things I have done in the past. Perhaps having this self-destructive outlet actually helps keep me away from the more damaging self-destructive behaviours, being relatively innocuous outlet for those urges. My failures may actually be improvements.

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Project Three Meals - Attempt 13, Day 1

Date and Time  - Jul. 8th, 2006, 10:00 am

Current Mood  - happy happy
Current Music  - air conditioner

For breakfast I had rotini primavera in tomatoe sauce with mushrooms and parmesan cheese; for lunch I had faux lamb, baby corn, and potatoes in caramelized soy sauce and hot red chili oil; for dinner I had a veggie burger with fries; and for my healthy snack I had a pickle. I got in well over 30 minutes of exercise in a morning quasipseudorandom walk around Arlington. Success on the first day, pretty good!

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Project Three Meals - Attempt 12, Day 14

Date and Time  - Jun. 25th, 2006, 09:01 am

Current Mood  - groggy groggy
Current Music  - silence

For breakfast yesterday I had cheese stuffed ravioli with tomatoe sauce and parmesan cheese, for lunch I had two veggie corn dogs, for dinner I had potatoe salad, and for my healthy snack I had a pickle. Off the plan, I had two bowls of faux duck ramen and didn't get any real exercise.

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Project Three Meals - Attempt 12, Day 7

Date and Time  - Jun. 18th, 2006, 11:21 am

Current Mood  - hot hot
Current Music  - fan

The food part went perfectly: For breakfast I had spaghetti covered in tomatoe sauce with green and black olives, mushrooms, and parmesan cheese; for lunch I had a vegetable pakoras and samosas, for dinner I had a veggie burger and fries, and for my health snack i had nicoises olives. However, I didn't get any exercise and that is the area I need most to work on at this point.

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Project Three Meals - Attempt 9, Day 3

Date and Time  - Mar. 21st, 2006, 01:17 pm

Current Mood  - gloomy gloomy

I had a bagel with cream cheese form breakfast, an egg and cheese bagel for lunch, breadsticks with mozzarella for dinner. I had no healthy snack, but I did eat ice cream and a small amount of fried potatoes. Didn't get any exercise.

Whatever.

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Project Three Meals - Attempt 6, Day 17

Date and Time  - Sep. 28th, 2005, 10:44 am

Current Mood  - awake awake
Current Music  - birds squawking

Yesterday was completely off. I didn't get any exercise. I didn't eat anything until 11pm, at which point I ate a large amount of vegetable tortilla chips and salsa and a small microwave pizza. A couple hours later I cooked up some roasted potatoes. My mood can really effect my eating habits, and yesterday I was really down for most of the day. When I'm that down I usually either overeat or don't eat at all, neither of which is following Project Three Meals.

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hot bible chips

Date and Time  - Feb. 1st, 2005, 03:31 pm

Current Mood  - blank blank
Current Music  - mr. and mrs. squeaky chirping

i ate some hot bible chips, and i feel better. in a little bit i'm going to try eating real food. see how much better that makes me feel. hopefully things will start to improve.

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Project Three Meals: Attempt 3, Day 3

Date and Time  - Jan. 13th, 2005, 09:22 pm

Current Mood  - sleepy sleepy
Current Music  - traffic

I didn't do so well on the eating front today. I had two orders of hash browns for breakfast at South Station, not a reasonable meal. I also had two snacks, the first one was good: half an orange and half a box of raisins. The second wasn't quiet as good: a bunch of olives. My other meals were reasonable: stroganoff for lunch and macaroni with garlic and mushrooms for dinner. I did get in more exercise than yesterday: 20 minutes. Not a bad day, but not a good one either.

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Project Three Meals: Day 5

Date and Time  - Sep. 12th, 2004, 09:52 pm

Current Mood  - melancholy melancholy
Current Music  - air conditioner

I almost almost did it today. So almost I was tempted to say I did. I had a bowl of mushroom soup for breakfast, a bowl of ramen for lunch, a bowl of potatoe soup for dinner, and pumpkin seeds for my healthy snack. However the free samples at Whole Foods added up to another snack. At least it was another healthy one. Close, but no cigar.

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Project Three Meals: Day 2

Date and Time  - Sep. 9th, 2004, 07:52 pm

Current Mood  - mellow mellow
Current Music  - air conditioner

I almost stuck to my plan today. Had mashed potatoes for breakfast, stroganoff for lunch, an egg and cheese bagel for dinner, and wasabi peas for my healthy snack. However, I just at a bowl of Häagen-Dazs Vanilla Caramel Brownie Ice Cream, which does not count as healthy and even if it did would be outside my three meal plan. Tomorrow I will improve and hopefully actually stick to the plan.

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Three Meals

Date and Time  - Sep. 7th, 2004, 11:57 am

Current Mood  - determined determined
Current Music  - fan

i eat too much
mostly too much junk food
i'm still gaining weight
i eat because it makes me feel better
i'm addicted to junk food
i've got to stop
but it's so hard with walgreens next door
i just ate an entire tube of pringles
i haven't been purging however
just bingeing
i guess that's progress
now to cut out the bingeing without going anorexic
which is a definite risk with me
i need to set times that i can eat
and only eat at those times
regular meals may be the answer
i will eat when i wake up in the morning
at noon
and once in the evening
three meals
sounds pretty normal
sounds pretty doable
i have already eaten my first two meals today
so all i have left is dinner
i will allow myself a healthy snack too
but it must be healthy
no junk food
i think i can do this
i think i have the willpower
i know i've failed at these sorts of plans before
but all i can do is keep trying
and have faith that i'll eventually succeed
so here goes nothing...

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Minor Setback

Date and Time  - Dec. 4th, 2003, 11:39 am

Current Mood  - determined determined
Current Music  - traffic

I just binged and purged a bag of hot bible chips. I bought the big bag. I should have known better. I do fine with the little bags of chips, I just can't allow myself to buy the big ones. I hadn't purged in weeks. I'm not going to let this setback stop me from healing. Bulimia is on the way out. It's just a long fight. It's a stubborn beast.

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What Every One Should Know

Date and Time  - Jan. 13th, 2003, 09:14 pm

Current Mood  - amused amused
Current Music  - Marie LaForet - La Voix du Silence

A week ago, I found a book in my closet that I had never seen before. Printed in 1884, it is entitled The Universal Household Assistant or What Every One Should Know. It's "a cyclopedia of practical information" and has subjects listed in alphabetical order. Following are some of my favorite entries:

   Cancer — cure. — Take the blossoms of red clover and make tea of them, and drink freely. It will cure cancer in the stomach as well as on the surface.

   Choking — ways to relieve. — Do not lose an instant. Force the mouth open with the handle of a knife or of a long spoon; push the thumb and fingers deep down into the throat beyond the root of the tongue, and feel for the foreign body. If the obstruction cannot be grasped, a hair pin bent into a hook and guided by the left hand will often bring it out. If this fails, get someone to press against the front of the chest or support it against the edge of a table, and strike several hard, quick blows with open hand on the back between the shoulder blades. Further treatment must be applied by a physician, who should have been immediately sent for
   2. To prevent choking, break an egg into a cup and give it to the person choking, to swallow. The white of the egg seems to catch around the obstacle and remove it. If one egg does not answer the purpose, try another. The white is all that is necessary.
   3. A smart blow with the flat of the hand on the back just below the neck will often relieve the windpipe. If it does not, send for the doctor at once.
   4. Foreign bodies lodged in the throat can be removed by forcibly blowing into the ear. The plan is so easily tried and so harmless that we suggest its use.

   Dentists' Nerve Paste. — 1. Arsenic, one part; rose pink, two parts. To destroy the nerve apply this preparation on a pledget of cotton, previously moistened with creosote, to the cavity of the tooth, let it remain four hours, then wash out thoroughly with water.
   2. Arsenous acid, thirty grains; acetate of morphia, twenty grains; creosote, quantity sufficient for paste. Mix.

   Embalming — new method of. — Mix together five pounds dry sulphate of alumine, one quart of warm water, and one hundred grains arsenious acid. Inject three or four quarts of this mixture into all the vessels of the human body. This applies as well to all animals, birds, fishes, etc. This process supercedes the old and revolting mode, and has been introduced into the great anatomical schools of Paris.

   Guano — home-made. — Save all your fowl manure from sun and rain. To prepare it for use, spread a layer of dry swamp muck (the blacker it is the better) on your barn floor, and dump on it the whole of your fowl manure; beat it into a fine powder with the back of your spade; this done, add hard wood ashes and plaster of Paris, so that the compound shall be composed of the following proportions: Dried muck, four bushels; fowl manure, two bushels; ashes, one bushel; plaster, one and one-half bushels. Mix thoroughly, and spare no labor; for, in this matter, the effort expended will be well paid for. A little before planting, moisten the heap with water, or, better still, with urine; cover well over with old mats, and let it lie till wanted for use. Apply it to beans, corn, or potatoes, at the rate of a handful to a hill; and mix with the soil before dropping the seed. This will be found the best substitute for guano ever invented, and may be depended on for bringing great crops of turnips, corn, potatoes, etc.

   Hysterics — cure for. — The fit may be prevented by the administration of thirty drops of laudanum, and as many of ether. When it has taken place open the windows, loosen the tight parts of the dress, sprinkle cold water on the face, etc. A glass of wine or cold water when the patient can swallow. Avoid excitement and tight lacing.

   Mites in Cheese — to destroy. — 1. These are at all times better avoided than destroyed, for when they have become very numerous they do a great deal of damage in a short time. To avoid mites the best plan seems to be to leave the cheese exposed to the air, and to brush it occasionally; some prefer wrapping the cheese in a buttered paper, but the former plan, we think is the best. When mites have become very numerous, they may be killed by suspending the cheese by a piece of wire or string, and dipping it for a moment into a pail of boiling water. The boiling water will kill all the mites, and do no harm to the cheese unless it is left in too long.
   2. Cheese kept in a cool larder or cellar, with a cloth rung out of clean, cold water constantly upon it, will never have mites in it, or if it has, this will soon destroy them, and also greatly improve the cheese, keeping it always moist.

   Nitrous Oxide, or Laughing Gas. — Take two or three ounces of nitrate of ammonia in crystals and put it into a retort, taking care that the heat does not exceed five hundred degrees; when the crystals begin to melt, the gas will be produced in considerable quantities. The gas may be also produced, though not so pure, by pouring nitric acid, diluted with five or six times it [sic] weight of water, on copper fillings or small pieced of tin. The gas is given out till the acid begins to turn brown; the process must then be stopped.

   Opium and its Uses. — Opium is a stimulant, narcotic, and anodyne. Used externally, it acts almost as well as when taken into the stomach, and without affecting the head of causing nausea. Applied to irritable ulcers in the form of tincture, it promotes their cure and allays pain. Clothes dipped in a strong solution, and applied over painful bruises, tumors, or inflamed joints, allays pain. A small piece of solid opium stuffed into a hollow tooth relieves toothache. Two drops of the wine of opium dropped into the eye acts as an excellent stimulant in bloodshot eye, or after long-continued inflammation, it is useful in strengthening the eye. Applied as a liniment, in combination with ammonia or oil, or with camphorated spirit, it relieves muscular pain. When combined with oil of turpentine, it is useful as a liniment in spasmodic colic. Used internally, it acts as a very powerful stimulant, then as a sedative, and finally as an anodyne and narcotic, allaying pain in the most extraordinary manner, by acting directly upon the nervous system.
   In acute rheumatism it is a most excellent medicine, when combined with calomel and tartarate of antimony; but its exhibition requires the judicious care of a medical man.
   Doses of the various preparations. — Confection of opium, from five grains to half a dram; extract of opium, from one to five grains (this is a valuable form, as it does not produce so much after-derangement of the nervous system as solid opium); pills of soap and opium, from five to ten grains; compound ipecacuanha powder (Dover's powders), from five to twenty grains, compound kino powder, from five to twenty grains; wine of opium, from ten minim to one dram.
   Caution. — Opium is a powerful poison when taken in too large a quantity, and therefore should be used with extreme caution.

   Sealing-wax (Red). — Shellac (very pale), four ounces; cautiously melt in a bright copper pan over a clear charcoal fire; when fused, add Venice turpentine, one and one-fourth ounces. Mix, and further add vermilion, three ounces; remove the pan from the fire, and pour into a mold. For a black color, use ivory black, or lampblack, instead of the vermilion; for a blue color, use Prussian blue, instead of vermilion, same quantity. Each color must be well mixed with the composition; of the lampblack, use only sufficient to color.

   Small-pox — cure for. — A physician writes: I am willing to risk my reputation as a public man, if the worst case of small-pox cannot be cured in three days simply by cream of tartar. This is a never-failing remedy: One ounce of cream of tartar, dissolved in one pint of boiling water, to be taken when cold. Dose, two tablespoonfuls every two hours. It is also a preventive; dose, as before, three times a day. It has cured thousands, never leaves a mark, never causes blindness, and avoids tedious lingering.

   Soup for Invalids. — Raw beef, on account of its ready digestibility, is often prescribed for invalids. Of late, European physicians have found the use of what we may call raw soup of great utility when given to patients much reduced by fevers. This soup, first proposed by Liebig, is made from finely chopped beef or fowl, recently killed. Half a pound of this meet [sic] is added to a pint and a half of distilled water (pure rain water, filtered, will answer), four drops of pure muriatic acid are added, and a teaspoonful of salt, or enough to suit the taste. After standing an hour, the whole is thrown upon a hair sieve (a flannel bag will do as well) to separate the liquid. If the first liquid which passes through is muddy, it is poured back into the strainer until what runs off is quite clear. When the liquid ceases to run, half a pint of water is added, in small quantities at a time, to the flesh in the strainer. The yield will be about a pint of a reddish colored liquid, tasting like soup, which is to be given cold, a cupful at a time, or in such quantities as the patient desires. It is claimed that this soup contains the nutritive principles of the meat not changed by heat, as they are in cooking, and that they are part ready digested by the muriatic acid, and that it is suited to the weakest digestive organs. If the red color and somewhat fleshy odor are objected to, the one may be disguised by caramel (burnt sugar) and the other by a little wine. The soup spoils readily, and in warm weather must be kept on ice.

   Tape Worm. — To expel this parasite, take equal parts of tincture assafoetida and tincture absinthii, in teaspoonful doses, night and morning. No fasting is necessary.


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